12 Valentine’s Cards That Won’t Make You Want to Vom… & Win £50 to Spend on Etsy!

valentines cards that dont make you want to vom

Don’t get me wrong, love is a wonderfully glorious thing, but the forced “We’re so in lurrrve, let’s spend lots of money on overpriced bouquets and go to a packed restaurant with everyone else that’s also in lurrrrrve” attitude around Valentine’s Day isn’t really my bag.

Gareth and I are much more likely to stay in with a takeaway than go out to a fancy restaurant, and while he buys me ‘just because’ flowers all the time, I don’t think he’s ever bought me some on V-day. He likes to be unpredictable and I think that’s way more romantic anyway.

In saying that, it is nice to give a nod of “I think you’re the best” to your other half on Valentine’s, but doing so doesn’t have to make you cringe. So I went on a hunt for the most non-butt clenching cards and prints I could find… Oh and one set of marshmallows, because who wouldn’t want to get custom marshmallows as a gift?!

I’ve also partnered with Etsy on this post to give someone a £50 voucher to spend on their website! Just scroll down to the end to find out how to enter.

original_i-was-going-to-write-you-a-poem-card

I was going to write you a poem…

gold foil heart

Gold foil heart

lets make out

Let’s make out

SONY DSC

I like you practice making babies with you

a day without your love

A day without your love, is like a year without wifi

awkward dating card

Awkward dating card

veronica dearly marshmellows

You’re My Fave/OMG So Fit Marshmallows

my life would suck without you

My life would suck without you

i think youre nice

I think you’re nice

freaking awesome

You are so freaking awesome

your the cookie to my milk

You’re the cookie to my milk…

totally awkward

Let’s be totally awkward together

Win £50 to spend on Etsy!

While you could use it to buy your beau something fabulous for Valentine’s Day, no-one’s going to judge you if you use this to nab yourself something pretty instead! For your chance to win a £50 voucher to spend on etsy.com, simply comment on this post telling me what you’d buy if you won!

Contest is open to all readers of Rock n Roll Bride and you have until next Sunday, 1st February, to get involved!

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED

Ts and Cs

♥ By entering in your contact information you agree to receive emails with top trends and fresh editors’ picks from Etsy.com.
♥ One winner will receive a £50 electronic gift voucher to spend on etsy.com.
♥ Contest is open to all readers of Rock n Roll Bride, wherever you are in the world.
♥ Closing date for entries is 1/02/2015.
♥ The winner will be randomly selected and will be notified via their email address within a week of the the competition draw date. Rock n Roll Bride/ Etsy will not amend contact information provided.
♥ Only 1 entry per IP address.
♥ If for any reason the advertised prizes are unavailable, Etsy reserves the right at their absolute discretion to substitute a similar prize of equivalent or greater value. None of the prizes may be exchanged or transferred and no cash alternative will be offered.
♥ By entering the draw, you hereby warrant that all information submitted by you is true, current and complete.
♥ Liability cannot be accepted for entries which are lost in transit or not received due to technical difficulties.
♥ Etsy’s decision and any decision taken by the promoter is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
♥ No purchase necessary.

377 comments

  1. Lora

    It’s my mum’s 60th coming up and she’s already the hardest woman in the world to buy for, so I would have a look for something unique and special for her, maybe a piece of handmade jewellery.

  2. tiffany callan

    Petticoats!

    I’ve given up on trying to be warm in winter and im embracing the cold in my 60s tea dresses but I need petticoats to give them some oomph 🙂

  3. Miriam KRUTSKA

    I would buy lots pretty candles , candle junkie here the more unusual the better xxxx

  4. Siobhan Lucy

    I would get wedding invitations for my wedding in September. I’ve seen some awesome tortoise ones on Etsy 🙂

  5. Beth Roberts

    I’ve tried to source as much as i can for my wedding in July from cottage industries I love the thought of people making something just for me 🙂 i would buy a fabolously over the top sparkly, glittery gorgeous head piece for my wedding! My beloved friends and family would expect nothing less…..

  6. Kelly Summerfield

    I’ve seen so many gorgeous bits for my babies nursery – lots of cute wall art x

  7. Carly A

    I would really like to spend the money on some decorations for our wedding that will have a slight Harry Potter vibe, vintage suitcases for a wishing well, or a custom cake topper, the possibilities are endless!

  8. Tracey Gill

    If I won, I’d put the voucher towards some awesome shoes I’ve got my eye on for our wedding later this year

  9. Donna Towner

    I have seen these really cool pea pod necklaces that are on etsy. it’s a choice of different coloured peas and numbers so i would pick 3 blue peas for me but i would also buy my sister one she would need 5 pink peas in hers

  10. YOLANDA DAVIS

    These cards sound great. Whenever I need to buy one I get so annoyed, cos all the messages inside are mushy lovey dovey stuff that just isn’t me; I think they are embarassing. These would suit me down to the ground.

Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *